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This is NOT just a coin.
This is a combat medal for anyone who has ever:
Jumped into a crowd for a discounted TV
Been hit by a flying air fryer
Used a shopping cart as a shield
Survived the chaos and lived to tell the tale
If you’ve ever fought in America’s real annual battle…
You deserve this medal.
Every year, Black Friday turns peaceful Americans into aisle warriors.
It’s loud, chaotic, stupid, and absolutely glorious.
So we made a coin to honor the heroes:
The men and women who risk life, limb, and dignity for 70% OFF deals.
A fully geared old redneck warrior holding a 70-inch TV like a victory flag.
Crushed shopping carts under his boots.
Discount tags exploding like shrapnel.
Heroic. Absurd. Beautiful.
A skeleton soldier battling flying appliances:
air fryers, toilet paper missiles, microwave projectiles.
Using a shopping cart as a shield.
Peak American chaos captured in metal.
Deep 3D relief engraving
Aged metal finish + black enamel
1.75 inch premium challenge-coin size
Heavy, solid, display-worthy
Limited seasonal release
✔ For dads who think Black Friday is a sport
✔ For buddies who survived Walmart at 6AM
✔ For collectors & challenge-coin lovers
✔ For anyone who loves absurd, patriotic humor
If they’ve ever yelled “IT’S MINE!” over a discounted microwave…
They need this coin.
It’s funny
It’s weirdly honorable
It’s ridiculously relatable
And it makes the perfect conversation piece
This is the kind of coin people pick up, laugh, and say:
“Yep… this is America.”
We only mint these during the season.
When they’re gone, they’re gone.
👉 Get yours now and honor the chaos.

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